robotcunt:

every 10 minutes a random girlfriend is getting fucked by a guy who isn’t her man.

Is yo bitch in good hands?

(via pattittude)

awkwardvagina:

so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed 

(via krustykrabemployee)

the-tardis-gets-wifi:

cisbloodscum:

it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am

let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened

(via domeinthemorning)

weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

(via bruhhhvvave)